oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
i have two moods:
1. everybody get the fuck away from me
2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me
there is no in between
Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?
I’m, uh, asking for a friend.
i feel like there should be a german word for this.
This girl and her chicken face swap
This is the creepiest shit
I was gonna scroll passed this but I got a glimpse of her eyes and thought they looked weird and I scrolled back up and my heart literally stopped
I’m in a pretty good mood as well as drunk so
Come at me bro